10. It's hard to have style when you constantly have to wear galoshes.
9. Being grunge and pretending not to care is cooler then looking like you took a shower that day.
8. Fashion doesn't apply when you ride your bike.
7. When the sun doesn't come out for days it just makes more sense to keep wearing your pajamas.
6. It wouldn't make sense to wear high heels while working at a coffee shop.
5. Sexual orientation takes a back seat to comfort, i.e. Birkenstocks
4. It's more important to care about important world issues, like hybrid cars and organic foods.
3. Portlanders want to be unique... as a whole.
2. Portlanders are far too advanced to conform to social trends.
and the Number 1 reason Portland's Fashion is suffering...
The lack of sun causing every Portlander to resemble a vampire has changed their priorities, keeping Fashion, along with general hygiene in a distant last.
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